Crash Proof™ Breakfast Club goes AWOL

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but for the second week in a row, the Crash Proof™ breakfast club is nowhere to be found! How will we survive our Fridays without bagels, doughnuts, breakfast cereals or other tasty treats?

So today I’m organizing a Call to Action, for the members of the Crash Proof Retirement™ Team to help improve our Friday morale next week. Who among you will step up and heed the call of duty? I call upon you today, the men and women of Crash Proof Retirement™ to take responsibility for your own breakfast enjoyment!

Crash Proof Retirement™ Breakfast Club

Crash Proof Retirement™ Breakfast Club

Look at this guy, enjoying his bagel with cream cheese in an office setting. Aren’t you envious of him and his bagel? I know I am. We could all be eating bagels in an office setting, just like this man.

So again, I implore you, who will take up the mantle of the Crash Proof Retirement™ Breakfast Club and bring in a tasty, nutritious breakfast for all to enjoy? These past two Fridays have been a dark time for us all… a dark time indeed.

Who will be the hero that we need right now?

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